"Perhaps we have a hatred of reality. Reality is too cold for us. Perceptions of all things are governed by our own selves."

--Brian Aldiss, "A Matter of Mathematics"

"Intelligent or not, the flabbers were certainly tasty, and greatly benefitted mankind--thanks to III's mighty subdivision, Canquistador."

--Brian Aldiss, "III"

"Never trust a man with a skinny tie."

--Volcano Suns, "Greasy Spine"